SHIELDS: Major Takeaways From the Mar-a-Lago Affidavit

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Tuesday, August 30, 2022


I have resolved to withhold judgment on the FBI search of Mar-a-Lago until more information is available, and that remains my position. When one investigates a political opponent, transparency is of the utmost importance. 

I was thus pleased with the DOJ’s decision to release the affidavit that is supposed to have justified the search. Here are the biggest takeaways from the affidavit. 

Obviously, President Biden and Attorney General Merrick Garland support the search because █████████████████████████ ███████████████████████████████████ orange ██████████████ man ███████████████████████ bad █████████████████████████████████████████████████████ also █████████████████████████████ midterms. 

████████████████████████████████ criminal ████████ █████████████████████████████████ Hillary Clinton ████████ Hunter Biden.

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Garland’s statements reassured voters of his steadfast support of ███████ arresting ████████████████████ parents █████████████████████████ school meetings and ███████████████████████  not helping ██████████████ pregnancy centers ████████████████████████████████

Biden ███████████████████████████████████████████████ basement. 

I think at this point the key to the survival of the republic is ██████████████████ █████████████████████████ ███████████████████████████ This cannot be overstated. 

Let me be clear ███████████████████ ███████████████████ ███████████████ ██████████ ████████ ██████████

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In conclusion, ███████████████████████████ Epstein ████████████████████████████████████ ██████████████████ didn’t ███████ kill ████████████████████████████████████ himself. 

Jack Shields is a student at Texas A&M University. He is a history major and huge Dallas Cowboys fan, with interests in politics, religion, and philosophy.

The views expressed in this article are the opinion of the author and do not necessarily reflect those of Lone Conservative staff.


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Jack Shields is a student at Texas A&M University. He is a history major and huge Dallas Cowboys fan, with interests in politics, religion, and philosophy.

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